29 Hilarious Tweets Made By Married People

 

These husbands and wives were feeling a bit frustrated when they took the passive-aggressive route and got on Twitter! The following is a collection of hilarious tweets that are sure to speak to every married person out there.

1. Most wives would be thrilled with a pet panda…unless of course there’s no food in the house.
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2. Once you’re married, you start asking the important questions in life
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3. All it takes is one minute of snoring.
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4. You know you need to step your game up when the cashier questions your marriage.
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5. This husband needs to really let it go.
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6. One brain to rule them all.
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7. She wouldn’t have to yell if you didn’t do such stupid things while she was gone.
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8. Don’t underestimate the persuasiveness of your wife.
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9. I wonder what gave it away?
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10. Money is the root of at least 90 percent of all marriage woes.
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11. It’s like reading your spouse’s mind.
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12. If you put your foot in your mouth like this guy did, you’ll end up folding laundry for the rest of your life.
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13. If this man spent as much time with his wife as he does thinking of puns, they might not need to see a therapist.
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14. Seriously though, this back-and-forth can go on for hours.
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15. There’s still hope that he won’t also act like his father.
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16. I have a feeling this isn’t the first time they’ve both forgotten about date night.
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17. Who needs coffee anyways?
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18. Marriage is all about getting your priorities in order.
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19. Here’s a bit of advice: Your spouse definitely knows about every single loophole.
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20. How dare you interrupt his beauty sleep!
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21. Cooking once every 13 years can be hard work.
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22. He kind of has a point.
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23. He picks things up and puts them down.
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24. I’m not sure anyone’s ever in the mood for burnt lasagna.
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25. They say never go to bed angry. They probably haven’t met this woman’s husband.
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26. No one wants to be stuck taking out the trash.
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27. How did you spend your Friday night?
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28. Respect their personal bubble and you’ll be married for years to come.
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29. I’m sure it made sense at the time.
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